Thank you very much Screw-Up Fairy. Your work is much appreciated, despite the havoc it wreaks on my life and the lives of others.
My only complaint is that your older sibling, the Fuck-Up Fairy, isn't around nearly as much. Kindly send him/her my regards.
And now to the effects of the caring, and ever consistent, Screw-Up Fairy.
You got me addicted to drugs. And not a drug that can be just bought off the street, oh no. One that is completely unobtainable.
Luckily, the placebo is in large supply. Otherwise I'd have gone crazy from withdrawal symptoms long ago.
Irreversibly crazy, as opposed to my "temporary" crazy as of now.
So yes, I'm a metaphoric drug addict, joy oh joy.
It is also mildly concerning that the placebo seems to give you its' undivided attention despite being need elsewhere for other potential drug addicts. Not entirely sure what this means - maybe its a dedicated placebo?
Even if it is unaware of its placebo drug existence.
And in breaking news, the placebo has temporarily gone off the market, until some sort of internet connection can be restored on its part to allow for obtainment.
However, the date of this is unknown, and so withdrawal symptoms may start to take effect at any given time.
Cheers to you Fuck-Up Fairy.
*session terminated*
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