So it's been a while, how are you, my little candy coated star child?

*written a Very Long Time Ago*

And how did you get candy coated in the first place?

So my internetty is being an incredibly slow bitch, to put it nicely. Furthermore, the weather in Balmy Palmy North is far from BALMY. In fact, it's meant to HAIL tomorrow. Sigh. I dislike rain.

I also dislike rain when it solidifies and hits me on the head.

*present day*

Why yes, this post has been in the great blog post machine for quite sometime now. Sorry about that.

Or maybe I'm not sorry. For all you know, I mightn't have a guilty conscience, not a single ounce of remorse for keeping you waiting.

I could be a whole lot more un-guilty-esque and keep you waiting even longer, but I'm not feeling like being that much of an uber bitch.

And in other news, I'm absolutely shattered from driving from Palmy North to Auckland today darling, so it is time for a movie then bed for me.

Night to all that are out there. All 1 of you.