Not entirely sure if my somatic cells are in fact being raped by viral phages after all. It is quite possible that they are at the mercy of some sick, twisted, masochistic histamines that are hell bent on making my nasal passages into something that resembles the Nile River. Or maybe more like the Waikato River, to be more patriotic.
Either way, I feel like shitttttttt.
Which is charming really.
What's more charming is the mango lassi I am currently drinking. Well, refraining from drinking at the moment because I'm trying to save it. For what, I'm not sure, but it seems like a good idea.
Had another sip. Damn that's goooooood =)
I would share it, but it's too damn good to waste a precious drop on someone else's taste buds hahahahahaha.
It's mine, ALL MINE I tell you.
Arghhhh, the withdrawal symptoms are starting up again. Going crazyyyyyyy here. Being a Metaphoric Drug Dependent, the symptoms are far, FAR worse than as an addict.
Sigh, might have to just deal with the symptoms for tonight.
Going to try sleep them off.
Maybe the viruses will stop raping and/or the histamines will stop pillaging or whatever it is that they're doing when I go to bed.
Somehow I doubt it. They seem the type to take advantage of my sleepy state.
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